posted 2019-03-14 20:16:06

Trump 2016: Make America Great Again
Trump 2020: Making America Great Again

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My life can only be described as great. I retired before my 40th birthday. I live off interest and royalties. I am constantly visiting exotic locales and fucking exotic women. Me and my co-star daughter are becoming Instafamous. Even Nicole started following me. She is a supermodel and yes we are fucking.

First-class flight to Doha this weekend. Life is good.

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