posted 2026-08-08 02:00:29

Idk if There’s too many red flags or I’m too insecure to be in a relationship.

I’m miserable in them and out of them.

I just went to a bar alone, a block away from my girls place.

This FINE ass brown hair blue eyed woman sits a chair away from me, with her back turned to me. Her back is incredible.

I ignore her. Her back is to me so I assume she’s not interested in any conversation so I respect that. Then the hair flips start. An egregious amount but her back is still to me so. Whatever.

She and The bartender start talking and the bartender does an assist and draws me into a conversation with her and leaves.

Smooth.

She turns and Her eyes and lips are fucking magical. Icy blue like Cersei’s. Poutiest lips. Fuck!! She said she’s French but she looks and sounds Russian or Ukrainian. Her name too.

We chat for a bit, she asks where I live, I say down the street (which is a lie) She asks if I live alone. I tell her I live with my girlfriend. (Which is a lie)

She asks: do I cheat?

I said no.

She asks: have I ever, I said no (which is a lie)
I cheated on the dirty hippie, the Ex, and Cersei due to similar shit my current gf is pulling right fucking now and honestly my gf is worse then all of them at this particular thing that i can’t fucking stand.

Anyways, the Conversation died after that.

I’m hoping she was a prostitute, or trap set by my gf, and not some hot ass women that just wanted some dick tonight and I was on the menu.

Or maybe she got cheated on and wanted to destroy something beautiful.

Who knows. It was a nice ego boost. I guess…this shit never happens when I’m single.