beautifulagony:
posted 2021-10-18 14:50:17

I got paid.

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gracefully cursed: temporarily tragic
posted 2021-10-11 21:10:30

Sometimes I wish I could pull off having a second boyfriend. One who didn’t want drama, or bullshit. Just good company and even better sex. I guess that’s a sign that I should probably get rid of my current one, but I’m weak & he’d be helpless without me. I think. Maybe that’s what I tell myself to avoid having to think about how we’d split up the house and cars and utilities and stuff. Our lives are pretty much one. Except he gets to do whatever he wants.

Anyway, second boyfriend, where are you?

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AboutAGrl: alone in nyc
posted 2021-10-10 21:58:26

In NYC for makeup anniversary weekend and husband took
me to sportsbar for football game. Should I just slit my wrists and get it over with?

x

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This is fschmidt:
posted 2021-10-09 13:27:39

All modern music is awful. Everything produced by modern culture is awful. And all members of modern culture are scum.

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Mr. M.E. Seeks: You chose poorly
posted 2021-10-08 19:03:36

And I did not pressure her to have sex. She said she was tired so I simply rolled over. She then asked what’s wrong 3-4 times which I said “nothing’ she asked again I said are you just tired or is there something else? So NOW we’re having a shitty 1hr long convo about shitty feelings instead of 15-30 mins of wild sweaty agressive deep thrusting, cheek clapping post break up sex.



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havalinA:
posted 2021-10-07 15:06:02

Your micro expressions are giving you away… I hate people.


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confidential:
posted 2021-10-03 18:15:09

fat people should be charged higher healthcare premiums. fit people should not be expected to subsidize the higher medical costs for unhealthy eaters and lazy fucks who refuse to exercise.

lots of retards are celebrating this new covid pill that's coming out. hey retards, maybe try actually doing some research and you will realize that covid is much less serious than the side effects of this drug which includes an increased risk of getting cancer and suffering permanent organ damage. i would rather live with the wuhan sniffles than destroy my liver and kidneys.

what will the zoomer generation do when they realize they've been lied to about the so called climate catastrophe that will never happen in their lifetimes? hmmmmm.....

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atrocious: Everything you do wrong
posted 2021-09-29 16:24:46

Interesting that apparently I am the one who is difficult and refuses to change. There's nothing wrong with the other party whatsoever but I am the one that needs improvement. I still have bad habits and I am not considerate. They piss on your office chair and don't clean it up, but instead I end up sitting on it and up smelling like their piss. Fuck me! I can bitch until the cows come home, but I am the one that needs to change.

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Hikikomori:
posted 2021-09-22 08:15:32

The least comfy season is over at last!

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waterproof: MOON CHILD!
posted 2021-09-18 00:17:50

Covid:
If you come within 6 feet of me, I will rip you to shreds.

Atreyu:
Who are you?

Covid:
I am SARS-CoV-2. And you, whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim.

Atreyu:
I will not die easily. I am a warrior.

G'mork:
Ha! Warrior. Then fight the Nothing.

Atreyu:
But I can't! I can't get beyond the boundaries of America! [Covid laughs mockingly] What's so funny about that?

Covid:
America has no boundaries.

Atreyu:
That's not true. You're lying!

Covid:
Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about America? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.

Atreyu:
But why is America dying, then?

Covid:
Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the Nothing grows stronger.

Atreyu:
What is the Nothing?

Covid:
It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.

Atreyu:
But why?

Covid:
Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the Power.

Atreyu:
Who are you really?

Covid:
I am the servant of the Power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the Swamps of Washington DC. His name was Atreyu.

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